ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
I bet taylor was sitting at home watching this while writing a song about you